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pro tip: glue a tiny mirror over your drivers license photo so when you  hand it to the police they will get confused and arrest themselves instead

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"what’s up?"

"the ceiling"


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So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.


I was like “Aye yo, ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.


Then I was like “No.”

well no wonder why it was in the thrift store

but shit it was 99 cents

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I was hired by a religious group to do an illustration for their printed brochure.  They loved it, and I sent them an invoice. Two months later I hadn’t been paid. 

I called them, and their manager said they had prayed to God about my invoice, and He told them to use the money for their cause instead.

I waited a few minutes and called him back. I told him that I had prayed to God about it, and He said they should pay me. 

They sent me a check.


Me: Can I get you to make me a visual palette of colors you’d like, so I can have a better idea of what to work off of?

Client: Golden-orangey, black-like blue, purplish-blue, berry purple, dusky gray-purple.


Client: Can you make the globe look flat and expanded to show all countries? We want people to know that we don’t just work with this half of the world - we work for the entire world!

Me: So you’d like a map?

Client: No. Just our logo and the globe, but a flat and expanded globe.

"Is there a way to view the HTML without seeing all the coding?"

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Our development team was working on a content management system for a corporate client. It was a big system that administered units produced in a variety of languages and applications and, as a result, required careful user interface design and a lot of backend code.

We were doing a show and…


Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

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